ooOOoohhHhh tiTaniC........... source: email

The Titanic was sinking and there weren't enough lifeboats. So, the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.

• To the British, he said:" You must act like gentlemen." They jumped.
• To the Americans, he said: "You can be heroes." They complied.
• To the Germans, he said: "It's the rule." They obeyed.
• To the Japanese, he said: "It's the consensus." They obliged.
• Then came the group of Singaporeans. And they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: "Free life jackets for those who jump!"
• Then came a group of Malaysians. Before the captain could think of what to say, they yelled "Malaysia Boleh" and they all jumped.

 

zaMann:   sooOOoo...moral nyer cerita di atas adalah......

1. Kapal titanic memang sahih dah karam dedulu lagi
2. Kapten kapal titanic seoRanG pembohong besar, lidah bercabang enam...keturunan LANUN
3. Kapten kapal titanic sebenarnya pompuan muda yg rupanya macam lelaki (tomboy laaahh) sebab dia anti-jantan
4. Orang lelaki memang sanggup TERkorban kerana pompuan...eheeek
5. Orang lelaki memang gentlemen...aauUuw & superHeRooOO macam superMann
6. Kalau terjun laut boleh dapat free life jackets (pssstt...for Singaporeans only)
7. Orang lelaki memang suka dan pandai melompat (jump) ke dalam air macam katak..lompat sikatak lompat....
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8. Orang pompuan nie manja sangat dan takut air masin !!
9. Malaysia BOLEH !!!!     .......eheeehhekk

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