A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for
a train.
Along came this woman and, seeing the two cute babies, started
asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't
know."
The lady asked again, "Are they girls or boys?" The man, looking angrier than before, replied, "I don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a
father of you?" The man replied, "I am not their
father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two
complaints that I am taking back to my company!"
zaMann: ".....not
complaint"